The Top 10 Things You Will Never Hear From The Big 3 Credit Bureaus...
10. A human voice...You're having a problem? Come right into our local office for immediate assistance!
9. You’re right …we’re wrong and we apologize!
8. It’s your credit score...so we’re not going to make you pay for it anymore!
7. We know your time is valuable so we are no longer going to make you work as an unpaid credit bureau employee –we’re going to hire our own employees and pay them to do our own work! It’s a totally new concept!
6. We admit our system is broken. We’re going to stop blaming others and actually fix it! After all, we have plenty of money to do so, and most of that money comes directly from you!
5. Yes, your documentation can prove your innocence, so we are implementing brand new procedures that will now ensure we actually review what you send us and we can then remove the fraudulent information! You will no longer be forced to spend months, or years, and thousands of dollars cleaning up the mess identity thieves have made of your good name. After all, we wouldn’t want to sell a defective product
4. Yes, that's right...now that I am reviewing the documentation you provided, I can clearly see your credit report is riddled with errors -most are, you know! But...we’re going to remove those pesky old accounts right now. And, why don’t we compensate you for the 400 hours you've already wasted trying to fix these on-going and annoying errors?
3. You’re right our current commercials somehow neglect to mention where to get the real free annual credit report. Yes, too much confusion! We’re going to begin running public service announcements, and do our part to make sure consumers know exactly where to turn to get their legitimate, truly, real “free” annual credit reports!
2. Yes, interest rates and insurance premiums are based on your credit score. No it isn’t fair that you’re paying higher insurance premiums and elevated interest rates because our system is flawed. We know –garbage in -equals garbage out. We’ll update your credit to reflect an accurate credit score and reimburse you for all expenses you've incurred.
1. We’re going to get serious about doing our part to fix this nasty identity theft problem. We admit our databases affect the lives of hundreds of millions of people –all over the world. Yes, we recognize we are in control of your very livelihoods and we’re going to be more responsible. Uh...no, we’re not really God –sometimes we just role-play!
Remember…sometimes it's the things we don't hear -that tell the real story. Unspoken words speak volumes!
